Current US Military

[Smitty-48]

No car?

Dude.

Duuuuuuuuuude.

C'mon man.

That ain't gonna fly.

it's arrested development

he's like a teenager

he's 32 going on 17

he missed his entire 20's hanging out on an internet forum

so now he is going to have to make up for it, induce a steep rate of climb, per ardua ad astra

[Smitty-48]

there's no sense blowing sunshine up his ass

it's like I used get girls with ease

but I also worked out twice a day, the army paid me to do pt, that alone got me laid, girls love muscles

do not go on an internet forum, get some weights and start lifting, get yourself into shape ; step one

[Fife]

No car?

Dude.

Duuuuuuuuuude.

C'mon man.

That ain't gonna fly.

Girls are faking
Goodness saking
They want a man who brings home the bacon
Got no money and you got no car
Then you got no woman and there you are

[Smitty-48]

No car?

Dude.

Duuuuuuuuuude.

C'mon man.

That ain't gonna fly.

Girls are faking
Goodness saking
They want a man who brings home the bacon
Got no money and you got no car
Then you got no woman and there you are

exactly

nothing has actually changed, every girl wants big daddy to pull up in the rain to drive her home

you can't be big daddy when you are riding the bus

[Smitty-48]

this is something that goes back to 1920's America

the rise of the automobile

before that, kids couldn't go on dates, everything was chaperoned

soon as they had cars, they could drive off somewhere to park and get it on

a car is a date unto itself, girls love being driven around and treated like a lady

[DBTrek]

No car?

Dude.

Duuuuuuuuuude.

C'mon man.

That ain't gonna fly.

Girls are faking
Goodness saking
They want a man who brings home the bacon
Got no money and you got no car
Then you got no woman and there you are

Fife not just going old school, but going multi-genre old school.

[Smitty-48]

the car has not become less of an asset

the car is a bigger asset than ever

you can't pull up and shut the hood down on the bus

[Montegriffo]

I'm just telling them, pussy is not a participation trophy, pussy is precious, these girls know what they got

if you don't get with their program, you can't have it

Well ... in post-Trump America you can buy your own.
No, I'm not talking about prostitution.
I'm talking about surgery.

Automation is coming down the line too. Now if only they can make a sex doll who knows how to make a decent sandwich...

[Fife]

Poor Capps getting roasted, ain't even here to defend himslef.

Too late to stop now, Capps. We're gonna keep roasting your ass til you come in here to explain all this.

[Smitty-48]

Poor Capps getting roasted, ain't even here to defend himslef.

Too late to stop now, Capps. We're gonna keep roasting your ass til you come in here to explain all this.

lulz, funny cuz it's true

it's like Capps is always talking about the "relationship"

I'm like, bro, I used to pick girls up off the street in five minutes

there was no relationship, we just wanted to fuck

you don't even find out anything about a girl until you get to that, you never get to the "relationship"