You guys have too much time on your hands. [NSFW]

[jediuser598]

Could you date a woman more intelligent than you?

[Smitty-48]

I find a truly ugly woman to be a rare bird around here, sure, you see the odd dragon, but I find that most Canadian broads put their best foot forward and clean up pretty nice. It's like, the wives on my street here, I can't say any of them are truly ugly, there's some plain janes, but if you dolled them up they would be plenty fuckable, I can see why the guys on this street married the broads they married.

But if I see a dude with a dragon? Like Sottomayor on your arm? I generally cringe in embarrassment for the guy. My wife does too, she's plenty snobby about hags, bet dat.

[Smitty-48]

Could you date a woman more intelligent than you?

Never met one. Very rare for me to meet anybody more intelligent than me, man or woman.

They only broad I know who is even my intellectual equal, is my mother. But she's kind of batshit, so she gets on my nerves and so I don't talk to her much.

[jediuser598]

I find a truly ugly woman to be a rare bird around here, sure, you see the odd dragon, but I find that most Canadian broads put their best foot forward and clean up pretty nice. It's like, the wives on my street here, I can't say any of them are truly ugly, there's some plain janes, but if you dolled them up they would be plenty fuckable, I can see why the guys on this street married the broads they married.

But if I see a dude with a dragon? Like Sottomayor on your arm? I generally cringe in embarrassment for the guy. My wife does too, she's plenty snobby about hags, bet dat.

If Sotomayor showed up looking for a date? I'd date her. No problems here. She's a hotty in my book. It's odd how different people are. I know people that will vomit from eating coconut. I guess it's just one of those things.

[Smitty-48]

I find a truly ugly woman to be a rare bird around here, sure, you see the odd dragon, but I find that most Canadian broads put their best foot forward and clean up pretty nice. It's like, the wives on my street here, I can't say any of them are truly ugly, there's some plain janes, but if you dolled them up they would be plenty fuckable, I can see why the guys on this street married the broads they married.

But if I see a dude with a dragon? Like Sottomayor on your arm? I generally cringe in embarrassment for the guy. My wife does too, she's plenty snobby about hags, bet dat.

If Sotomayor showed up looking for a date? I'd date her. No problems here. She's a hotty in my book. It's odd how different people are. I know people that will vomit from eating coconut. I guess it's just one of those things.

I would vomit if I tried to eat Sottomayor's coconut, no doubt.

[Smitty-48]

And I concede to being a male chauvinist pig as me ol' Ma would say, mea culpa, but it's not like being ugly would be OK with my wife, she would call herself a "feminist", but she is vain, she obsesses over her looks, she works out constantly to look good, she gets dolled up before she leaves the house, and she makes no bones about it, looking beautiful is at the very top of her list of priorities.

I've honestly never met a heterosexual chick who was not highly conscious of her looks, they rather obsess over it. The happy to be ugly don't care about her looks chick? Maybe they're out there, but I've never encountered one.

I honestly haven't encountered many dudes who don't care about their looks, I'm certainly vain, and sure, you meet nerds or whatever who chicks wouldn't touch with a ten foot pole, but they're not actually happy about that, and in fact they seem to pine for beautiful women more than anyone.

When you're actually bedding beautiful women, you tend to think about them more critically, but like, the losers who can't get a date, they put hotties up on a pedestal and worship them.

But that's because they've never fucked one. Once you've fucked a smoking hottie and had your way with her a few times, it's only then you start to notice the things that get on your nerves.

And I don't care how smoking hot she is, if she can't abide NHL hockey; put your panties on, honey, and get the fuck out.

[Hanarchy Montanarchy]

Very rare for me to meet anybody more intelligent than me, man or woman.

If you are so smart, how come you know basically nothing about hockey or the military?

[Smitty-48]

Technically, intelligence is the ability to acquire knowledge and then apply it practically, so when it comes to the military, I am smart, because I could apply my knowledge at a world class professional level to hunt and kill you in the tall grass without suffering attrition, on the hockey side of things, while I aspire to be a student of the game, I couldn't score a goal against an NHL goalie to save my life, so I'm not that smart when it comes to hockey.

[Hanarchy Montanarchy]

Somehow I doubt it would take a world class professional to hunt and kill me in the tall grass.

Waste of resources. Not very smart.

[Smitty-48]

Somehow I doubt it would take a world class professional to hunt and kill me in the tall grass.

Waste of resources. Not very smart.

Not at all, hunting the human animal is the most dangerous game, you don't ever take it lightly, you approach all targets as hard targets and take nothing for granted, a professional does not get cocky about it. Battle procedure is battle procedure, tactics is tactics, no slacking, no short cuts, no half measures.