Who Was Barrack Obama?

[The Conservative]

You are the club dancing with some chick. It's dark, but you think you might make a play. You glance down and you see a giant goddamned cock bulge in her crotch. Then you notice she looks pretty muscular and has an adam's apple.

Do you just make the same excuses and make your move?

No, the fuck you do not, you fucking drug addict. You know it as well as I do. You would NEVER apply this same standard to your own life. If a chick has a cock bulge, you go the other direction. You know it. I know it. You know that I know it. Fuck off with your nonsense.

Unless he likes the sausage more than the taco...

[StCapps]

You are the club dancing with some chick. It's dark, but you think you might make a play. You glance down and you see a giant goddamned cock bulge in her crotch. Then you notice she looks pretty muscular and has an adam's apple.

Do you just make the same excuses and make your move?

No, the fuck you do not, you fucking drug addict. You know it as well as I do. You would NEVER apply this same standard to your own life. If a chick has a cock bulge, you go the other direction. You know it. I know it. You know that I know it. Fuck off with your nonsense.

This isn't a stranger, it's a well known public figure, with thousands of photographs taken of her, if not millions. Not seeing an adam's apple and the vast majority of photos have no bulge showing, you ignore that and pretend the bulge is in every photo, because you have no case.

Basically you are just hating on Michelle Obama for not being attractive, having odd photos taken of her, having an odd nickname and being more masculine looking than the average woman, and then assuming that her being a transgender could be the likely reason for that. It's clown college.

[Montegriffo]

(1) There exist multiple photo shots of this cock bulge in various outfits and multiple events.

That should be fairly easy for you to prove. Let's see your evidence.

[Speaker to Animals]

I guess Capps is on record for totally banging that "chick" with a goddamned cock bulge because he is so enlightened.

Even though we all know he is full of shit and would not go anywhere near sexual contact with a chick who displayed a cock bulge.

[Hastur]

(1) There exist multiple photo shots of this cock bulge in various outfits and multiple events.

That should be fairly easy for you to prove. Let's see your evidence.

Don’t encourage him. It’s easy to google if you have to.

[StCapps]

I guess Capps is on record for totally banging that "chick" with a goddamned cock bulge because he is so enlightened.

If you are an unattractive woman and have more fast twitch muscle fibre than the average white woman, then StA's first assumption is that you are a tranny, that must explain it.

[Montegriffo]

(1) There exist multiple photo shots of this cock bulge in various outfits and multiple events.

That should be fairly easy for you to prove. Let's see your evidence.

Don’t encourage him. It’s easy to google if you have to.

He's going to ignore my request anyway.
I've only ever seen pictures of one dress on one occasion and am curious to see if he can back up his statement.

[The Conservative]

(1) There exist multiple photo shots of this cock bulge in various outfits and multiple events.

That should be fairly easy for you to prove. Let's see your evidence.

Google is your friend...

http://www.dcclothesline.com/2015/03/14 ... as-weenie/

Like I said, it became popular after Joan Rivers died.

[StCapps]

That should be fairly easy for you to prove. Let's see your evidence.

Don’t encourage him. It’s easy to google if you have to.

He's going to ignore my request anyway.
I've only ever seen pictures of one dress on one occasion and am curious to see if he can back up his statement.

He can back it up, there are a few photos, in different dresses on different occasions, but his assumptions based on a few bulges in a small percentage of her photos are completely ridiculous of course.

[Hastur]

That should be fairly easy for you to prove. Let's see your evidence.

Don’t encourage him. It’s easy to google if you have to.

He's going to ignore my request anyway.
I've only ever seen pictures of one dress on one occasion and am curious to see if he can back up his statement.

There’s plenty more than the green one.