Current US Military

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Re: Current US Military

Post by DrYouth » Tue Mar 16, 2021 7:32 pm

Montegriffo wrote:
Tue Mar 16, 2021 7:30 pm
Still haven't managed to get him laid yet though...
This might be beyond even Smitty's powers.
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Re: Current US Military

Post by Smitty-48 » Tue Mar 16, 2021 7:38 pm

DrYouth wrote:
Tue Mar 16, 2021 7:32 pm
Montegriffo wrote:
Tue Mar 16, 2021 7:30 pm
Still haven't managed to get him laid yet though...
This might be beyond even Smitty's powers.
when you are sexy, you can get away with anything

he just has to up his game, follow my instructions, put in the work

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Re: Current US Military

Post by Montegriffo » Tue Mar 16, 2021 7:41 pm

DrYouth wrote:
Tue Mar 16, 2021 7:32 pm
Montegriffo wrote:
Tue Mar 16, 2021 7:30 pm
Still haven't managed to get him laid yet though...
This might be beyond even Smitty's powers.
To be fair, Smitty is working under Covid conditions.
Capps is at least trying to get in the game now.
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Re: Current US Military

Post by Smitty-48 » Tue Mar 16, 2021 7:44 pm

Capps smartly got in my wife's good books, she likes him

and he worships the ground she walks on, so he earns his keep
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Re: Current US Military

Post by Smitty-48 » Tue Mar 16, 2021 8:00 pm

Montegriffo wrote:
Tue Mar 16, 2021 7:41 pm
DrYouth wrote:
Tue Mar 16, 2021 7:32 pm
Montegriffo wrote:
Tue Mar 16, 2021 7:30 pm
Still haven't managed to get him laid yet though...
This might be beyond even Smitty's powers.
To be fair, Smitty is working under Covid conditions.
Capps is at least trying to get in the game now.
exactly

after the covid lifts, I'll be able to accelerate the makeover, and intervene directly, get him out to some clubs

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Re: Current US Military

Post by Martin Hash » Tue Mar 16, 2021 8:33 pm

Smitty-48 wrote:
Tue Mar 16, 2021 8:00 pm
after the covid lifts, I'll be able to accelerate the makeover, and intervene directly, get him out to some clubs
I got a message on the down low today from my favorite local band that they are playing in my favorite local club tomorrow night. "Hell yeah!" I I replied. On the dance floor again. Fuck the Shamdemic
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Re: Current US Military

Post by Martin Hash » Tue Mar 16, 2021 8:34 pm

My wife & daughter both advanced belts tonight.

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Re: Current US Military

Post by Smitty-48 » Tue Mar 16, 2021 8:36 pm

Martin Hash wrote:
Tue Mar 16, 2021 8:33 pm
Smitty-48 wrote:
Tue Mar 16, 2021 8:00 pm
after the covid lifts, I'll be able to accelerate the makeover, and intervene directly, get him out to some clubs
I got a message on the down low today from my favorite local band that they are playing in my favorite local club tomorrow night. "Hell yeah!" I I replied. On the dance floor again. Fuck the Shamdemic
oh I don't normally go clubbing anymore

my wife is not into that, and I don't disrespect her by going out to clubs without her

but in this case she knows it's for the cause of getting Capps laid, so she's rooting for him

she wants me to take him out show him the ropes
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Re: Current US Military

Post by DBTrek » Tue Mar 16, 2021 8:37 pm

Smitty-48 wrote:
Tue Mar 16, 2021 6:51 pm
my wife is the one who sticks up for them, she's always coming to their defense

"don't pick on them, honey, they're just kids !"

I says quit being their lawyer, old enough to sass me, old enough to take their licks
FUCKING WORD!
You got the balls to talk that shit.
You got the balls to take your licks.

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Re: Current US Military

Post by Smitty-48 » Tue Mar 16, 2021 8:39 pm

DBTrek wrote:
Tue Mar 16, 2021 8:37 pm
Smitty-48 wrote:
Tue Mar 16, 2021 6:51 pm
my wife is the one who sticks up for them, she's always coming to their defense

"don't pick on them, honey, they're just kids !"

I says quit being their lawyer, old enough to sass me, old enough to take their licks
FUCKING WORD!
You got the balls to talk that shit.
You got the balls to take your licks.

Man Law, v1.0
hence why I'm not down with "Karen"

it's a Woke excuse to attack middle aged white women

I'm rallying around my middle aged white women then
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