Hurricane Harvey

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Re: Hurricane Harvey

Post by Alexander PhiAlipson » Mon Aug 28, 2017 4:07 pm

All the international aid offers are encouraging.
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Re: Hurricane Harvey

Post by Okeefenokee » Mon Aug 28, 2017 4:40 pm

Basket of deplorables deploy rescue flotilla.



That's been my dream since I was a wee little lad.
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Re: Hurricane Harvey

Post by Speaker to Animals » Mon Aug 28, 2017 6:12 pm

The Central Floridian in me gets a woody at being able to boat through town like that.
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Re: Hurricane Harvey

Post by Alexander PhiAlipson » Mon Aug 28, 2017 6:18 pm

C-Mag wrote:Don't worry Nukedog, Budweiser just shut down their entire production line to bottle some high quality H2O
their shipping it to Houston.



Give me a strwet address of your overpass and I'll see if the Clydesdales can deliver. :D
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Re: Hurricane Harvey

Post by Speaker to Animals » Mon Aug 28, 2017 6:20 pm

That's pretty cool, though. Come on.
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Re: Hurricane Harvey

Post by Okeefenokee » Mon Aug 28, 2017 6:23 pm

NUKE GET ME A CASE OF CANNED WATER!!!
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Re: Hurricane Harvey

Post by Alexander PhiAlipson » Mon Aug 28, 2017 6:30 pm

Speaker to Animals wrote:That's pretty cool, though. Come on.
Perhaps you misunderstood me--I think that's as cool as it gets! Beer, wine, and Scotch snobs are only one level of purgatory above bottled water snobs in my estimation and it ain't like I haven't drunk the best of the best and the worst of the worst.
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Re: Hurricane Harvey

Post by Speaker to Animals » Mon Aug 28, 2017 6:31 pm

He's going to run out of power before long.
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Re: Hurricane Harvey

Post by Speaker to Animals » Mon Aug 28, 2017 6:33 pm

Alexander PhiAlipson wrote:
Speaker to Animals wrote:That's pretty cool, though. Come on.
Perhaps you misunderstood me--I think that's as cool as it gets! Beer, wine, and Scotch snobs are only one level of purgatory above bottled water snobs in my estimation and it ain't like I haven't drunk the best of the best and the worst of the worst.
:snooty:

I picture a factory floor manager kind of like Kurt Russell, circa Big Trouble in Little China, screaming shut down the beer feed and crank open the main water line, dammit, America needs us!
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Re: Hurricane Harvey

Post by Speaker to Animals » Mon Aug 28, 2017 6:36 pm

I don't know why he didn't just drive up to Tennessee and crash at Fife's house.
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