We Need To Export MAGA to Canada.

[Smitty-48]

I really think I would have liked it better than football in HS if we had it here then.

Celebrate the biscuit... safety off. And remember, it doesn't count, unless you go bardownsky.

[DrYouth]

We're good at assimilating immigrants.... Better than most.

That's a self aggrandizing myth, but not actually the case, we might be less xenopohobic than the Americans, but we are not actually better at integration.

I would say we rank up their with the nations best at assimilating immigrants...
The US ranks up there of course, with the ubiquity of Hollywood and their American Dream.

It's probably easier for us because Canadian culture is pretty easy to assimilate to... it's kinda bare bones... hockey, maple syrup, politeness, Her Majesty and immigrants.

The Aussies haven't done all that great.... what does that leave... the Kiwis?

[Smitty-48]

We're good at assimilating immigrants.... Better than most.

That's a self aggrandizing myth, but not actually the case, we might be less xenopohobic than the Americans, but we are not actually better at integration.

I would say we rank up their with the nations best at assimilating immigrants...
The US ranks up there of course, with the ubiquity of Hollywood and their American Dream.

It's probably easier for us because Canadian culture is pretty easy to assimilate to... it's kinda bare bones... hockey, maple syrup, politeness, Her Majesty and immigrants.

The Aussies haven't done all that great.... what does that leave... the Kiwis?

You can't even articulate what Canadian culture is, because you have been indoctrinated into the faux culture of the Liberal Party of Canada, but you're going to assure me that you know that immigrants are being assimilated? Seriously, you have no fuckin' clue up there in your Ivory Tower, you really do live in Laurentian Elite La-la-land, even though you've moved to Kelowna, you still drink the fuckin' kool-aid all day every day.

[DrYouth]

You can't even articulate what Canadian culture is, because you have been indoctrinated into the faux culture of the Liberal Party of Canada, but you're going to assure me that you know that immigrants are being assimilated? Seriously, you have no fuckin' clue up there in your Ivory Tower, you really do live in Laurentian Elite La-la-land, even though you've moved to Kelowna, you still drink the fuckin' kool-aid all day every day.

So what is Canadian culture, Smitty?

Let me sum it up with a bit more colour this time.

British Culture + French Culture + Indiginous culture (metis) + Fur Trappers + Pioneer Landholders + Westward expansion and Railroad entrepreneurship + Natural resource extraction + Resistance to Manifest Destiny + Gradual breaking away from the British Empire + wave after wave of immigration + taking our role in the Great Wars + joining the Global World order as part of NATO and a bunch of Liberal hand waving...

What else do you have?

[Smitty-48]

So what is Canadian culture, Smitty?

I don't really feel like running a seminar for you right now, I'm sick with fear over Mitch Marner's shoulder injury, it's hard to think straight when the Franchise is in the infirmary, so just keeping working on it, maybe you can just figure something out on your own without me spoon feeding it to you for once.

[DrYouth]

Pretty much what I thought you had...

[Smitty-48]

Pretty much what I thought you had...

Don't bother trying to taunt me into it, all I can think deeply about is Mitch Marner right now, that is trolling me exponentially more than you ever could, the Franchise takes presidence over everything at the moment, my wife just shouted at me; "Oh fer fucks sakes, enough about Mitch Marner already!" lol.

Until the results of the MRI come back, I can't even fuckin' think straight, I'm certainly in no shape to run a seminar on Canadian culture.

[StCapps]

Pretty much what I thought you had...

Don't bother trying to taunt me into it, all I can think deeply about is Mitch Marner right now, that is trolling me exponentially more than you ever could, the Franchise takes presidence over everything at the moment, my wife just shouted at me; "Oh fer fucks sakes, enough about Mitch Marner already!" lol.

Until the results of the MRI come back, I can't even fuckin' think straight, I'm certainly in no shape to run a seminar on Canadian culture.

Small dude can't take the punishment. It is the one major worry with a dude Marner's size. That Leafs playoff run is on thin ice.


Seriously though wait on that MRI before panicking too much. Really I'd be more worried that shoulder issues are constant throughout his career than worried about this particular injury. Re-injury that's the big worry with shoulder issues, just ask Cain Velasquez, though this time it's his back acting up.

[DrYouth]

Really I'd be more worried that shoulder issues are constant throughout his career than worried about this particular injury. Re-injury that's the big worry with shoulder issues...

How's that for solace...
You just doubled down on Smitty's panic attack.

[StCapps]

Really I'd be more worried that shoulder issues are constant throughout his career than worried about this particular injury. Re-injury that's the big worry with shoulder issues...

How's that for solace...
You just doubled down on Smitty's panic attack.