Not for me. I enjoy nailing my wife from behind and smacking her ass, oh and she loves it too! I like it when she rides me and and every other position. Yep being a Mormon is not for me or my wife.Martin Hash wrote:They wear it all the time. (And only missionary sex.)
Meanwhile in Iraq & Syria
-
- Posts: 2421
- Joined: Wed Nov 30, 2016 11:07 am
Re: Meanwhile in Iraq & Syria
There is a time for good men to do bad things.
For fuck sake, 1984 is NOT an instruction manual!
__________
For fuck sake, 1984 is NOT an instruction manual!
__________
-
- Posts: 38685
- Joined: Wed Nov 30, 2016 5:59 pm
Re: Meanwhile in Iraq & Syria
I am pretty sure Mormons can do that too, and if a Mormon's wife doesn't like getting smacked on the ass, he can just get second one who does.SilverEagle wrote:Not for me. I enjoy nailing my wife from behind and smacking her ass, oh and she loves it too! I like it when she rides me and and every other position. Yep being a Mormon is not for me or my wife.Martin Hash wrote:They wear it all the time. (And only missionary sex.)
-
- Posts: 12950
- Joined: Wed Nov 30, 2016 10:27 pm
- Location: The Great Place
Re: Meanwhile in Iraq & Syria
The kids drive down to Vegas to get married so they can have sex, then get it annulled and think they pulled a fast one on God.
GrumpyCatFace wrote:Dumb slut partied too hard and woke up in a weird house. Ran out the door, weeping for her failed life choices, concerned townsfolk notes her appearance and alerted the fuzz.
viewtopic.php?p=60751#p60751
-
- Posts: 4116
- Joined: Tue Nov 29, 2016 11:37 pm
Re: Meanwhile in Iraq & Syria
Maybe its the lack of caffeine, alcohol, and nicotine, but a lot of them are smoking hot.
No man's life, liberty, or property are safe while the legislature is in session
-
- Posts: 25287
- Joined: Wed Nov 30, 2016 6:50 am
- Location: Ohio
Re: Meanwhile in Iraq & Syria
Probably just the fact that they dress like grown-ups.... erm, except that freaky underwear thing.California wrote:Maybe its the lack of caffeine, alcohol, and nicotine, but a lot of them are smoking hot.
-
- Posts: 12950
- Joined: Wed Nov 30, 2016 10:27 pm
- Location: The Great Place
Re: Meanwhile in Iraq & Syria
I was up in Salt Lake a few weeks ago, and I remember noticing a distinct lack of eye candy on the streets.
It must be the fashion. Their clothes don't seem to accentuate any features.
It must be the fashion. Their clothes don't seem to accentuate any features.
GrumpyCatFace wrote:Dumb slut partied too hard and woke up in a weird house. Ran out the door, weeping for her failed life choices, concerned townsfolk notes her appearance and alerted the fuzz.
viewtopic.php?p=60751#p60751
-
- Posts: 2713
- Joined: Wed Nov 30, 2016 6:41 am
Re: Meanwhile in Iraq & Syria
I'll just leave this here:
-
- Posts: 25287
- Joined: Wed Nov 30, 2016 6:50 am
- Location: Ohio
Re: Meanwhile in Iraq & Syria
Haram.Xenophon wrote:I'll just leave this here:
-
- Posts: 26035
- Joined: Wed Nov 30, 2016 6:23 pm
Re: Meanwhile in Iraq & Syria
Developments April 27
What's an Aleppo addition:
>Damascus Intl Airport rocked by series of blasts
>N Hama:SAA recaptures Al-Massasnah & Zullaqiat villages
>DeZ:SAA gains 400m in cemetery
>SAA takes control of Al-Sha’er Gas Fields in Palmyra
>Kurdish forces call for no-fly zone in N Syria,destroy 4 turkish tanks
>Saudis get ready to attack Yemeni port-Hudaydah, drop flyers asking pop to not cooperate with Houthis
>Iraqi forces seize ancient site of Hatra from IS
>US launches Minuteman III ICBM to show ‘nuclear capabilities’ amid N. Korea tensions
>HTS offensive on last position of SAA in Al-Manishiyah District(Daara) faild
>French 'inteligence' beats UK's "planes take off and fly" release CW report to blame Assad
The report compares 2013 attack that reads:sarin filled hand grenades dropped from a helicopter, Syria denined
Report refuses to acknowlege IS ties, nor jihadists using chemical weapons against kurds in Aleppo & elsewhere
-
- Posts: 38685
- Joined: Wed Nov 30, 2016 5:59 pm
Re: Meanwhile in Iraq & Syria
Xenophon wrote:I'll just leave this here:
Hmmm... Facebook? Or nah?