The Good News Thread

[Smitty-48]

I told her on the night we met

This place here, where we are now, this is where I wanted to go

Would she like to come with me ?

Yes I would, said she

Then I just went for it

Leaned in and kissed her gently on the lips, and she let me

Fucking Romantic

[Smitty-48]

Then she left and I went back to the bar where my buddy Brian had watched the whole thing

He was like "Holy shit, just like that ?!"

Just like that, I said, love at first sight

"Holy shit"

[Smitty-48]

The coyotes are right on top of me here, just on the other side of the compound wall

Never been this close to them

I love my song dogs, but some of them are halfbreed coydogs, so more agressive

I'm going to bust out the AR, weapons tight, but close to hand in case one finds a way in

So fucking Last of the Mohicans right now

[Smitty-48]

Oh fuck yeah, a big old coy dog

Like a coyote crossed with a German Sheppard

At my back fence right now

I've got the tac lite in low light mode, reflecting in his eyes

He's got the mange, poor bugger

He smells my dogs, he's mooching around the fence, but he's spooked by the scent

[Smitty-48]

That's the main reason we have to keep our dogs away from them

They fear our dogs, but they've all got the mange, you don't want your dog near them

[Smitty-48]

Oh fucking cool, they are howling now

Mrs Smitty just woke up and called downstairs "what is that ?!"

Song Dogs

"This close ?!"

Right on top of us

"What are you going to do ?!"

Nothing, just listen to them

[Smitty-48]

Big Coy Dog is rubbing his scent on my back fence

My dogs are going to ape shit on that in the morning

[Smitty-48]

Ha ! My dogs are going ape shit right now

When Mrs Smitty woke up they woke up, and heard the coyotes

They are barking up a storm in here, we can't stop them

Everybody is up now, howling and barking away to beat the band

I can hear other peoples dogs barking because my dogs are barking, we're waking the whole street up

[Smitty-48]

And there goes the coyotes

Too much barking, they are booking

[StCapps]

You tell em' Kima.