There shall be a movie called Iraqi Sniper...

[Smitty-48]

I'm not into the whole biographical war story model, American troops go to war, then they cash in with a book deal and a movie, but the thing is, they're all the same, read one, you've read them all, seen one, you've seen them all, boring as all shit, I don't spend a dime on that crap.

You can get more out the metaphorical Heart of Darkness in Apocalypse Now Redux, then you get out of all the Audie Murphy wannabe biographies combined. I'm not looking for a report from the front, with a video game battle sequence tacked on here and there, that's fuckin' boring, literally doesn't hold my interest for two seconds never mind two hours.

This is the end, Jim Morrison? Nah, I can never get enough of Apocalypse Now Redux, Audie Murphy can't hold a candle to Joseph Conrad, it's the greatest war movie ever made...

[Smitty-48]

Oh and I say Redux, because they cut the best damn scenes out of the movie, for the 1979 theatrical release, Redux is where the Conrad really comes into play.... best scenes in the whole movie, not the battles, the French Plantation.



I mean, hell, you can sum the entire Vietnam War up, in under ten minutes, with one scene, nary a shot fired.



Not to mention Aurore Clément, OMFG, I don't think there has been a smokin' hotter babe on screen, in the history of movies, cutting her out of the theatrical release in 1979, was a crime against cinema.

[heydaralon]

Oh and I say Redux, because they cut the best damn scenes out of the movie, for the 1979 theatrical release, Redux is where the Conrad really comes into play.... best scenes in the whole movie, not the battles, the French Plantation.



I mean, hell, you can sum the entire Vietnam War up, in under ten minutes, with one scene, nary a shot fired.



Not to mention Aurore Clément, OMFG, I don't think there has been a smokin' hotter babe on screen, in the history of movies, cutting her out of the theatrical release in 1979, was a crime against cinema.

Smitty I like that movie too, but she is simply not that hot. There are way hotter girls from the era. Shit half the Connery bond girls were hotter than her. Really disappointed in you...

[Smitty-48]

Smitty I like that movie too, but she is simply not that hot. There are way hotter girls from the era. Shit half the Connery bond girls were hotter than her. Really disappointed in you...

Aurore Clément, now that's class.

Bond girls? Two nickel whores, 007 treats them with contempt, for a reason.

Only the Countessa steals the heart of Bond, and Aurore Clément, now that there, is a Countessa.

[heydaralon]

Smitty I like that movie too, but she is simply not that hot. There are way hotter girls from the era. Shit half the Connery bond girls were hotter than her. Really disappointed in you...

Aurore Clément, now that's class.

Bond girls? Two nickel whores, 007 treats them with contempt, for a reason.

Only the Countessa steals the heart of Bond, and Aurore Clément, now that there, is a Countessa.

What about Pussy Galore?

[Smitty-48]

What about Pussy Galore?

You can pick one of those up down at the roadhouse on the wrong side of the tracks and have her blow you in the parking lot, that ain't no conquest, that's low hanging fruit, there's no glory in that.

I mean, Honor Blackman? That name says it all, and besides, look a little closer, she's not actually that pretty, Cathy Gale could never hold a candle to Emma Peel, I mean, ca'mon.

[Okeefenokee]

Personally, I hope its not another desert war, so bored with desert war now. At first it was all new and shiny, you know, after all that Vietnam shit, the desert seemed so fresh, plus tanks n' shit, hadn't been a good tank war in a long time, but now it's come full circle, and I'm pining for an infantry war in the jungle again, fuck this desert shit, there's islamists in Southeast Asia, ISIS has moved into the Phillipines, there's a good prospect, the jungles and islands of the Phillipines, Swiftboats vs. the Islamic Cong, I'm feeling it, Pentagon, how about you? You know you wanna, you've got to be sick of the desert by now too.

You got Duterte, so there's your Ngo Dinh Diem type, the government there is clearly destabilizing, plus Islamic terrorists, which is the new Communists for the new Domino Theory, I can feel it, going back to Southeast Asia at some point, all the pieces are falling into place.

You are gonna be playing a lot of Call of Duty and wishing that you were right.

Chatbot invokes videogames!

That's fucking rich.

Don't pop too many of those pimples, junior. They leave scars.

[heydaralon]

What about Pussy Galore?

You can pick one of those up down at the roadhouse on the wrong side of the tracks and have her blow you in the parking lot, that ain't no conquest, that's low hanging fruit, there's no glory in that.

I mean, Honor Blackman? That name says it all, and besides, look a little closer, she's not actually that pretty.

You mean to tell me you aren't gonna crank it out at least once tonight to this:

[Okeefenokee]

Dude, your coach took you out and your are yelling at me from a bench like a retard.

Dude, you'd have to be retarded to even think that there is a game, there's no game, we run shit, you don't, it's not a competition, you lolbergs are not even in the room. It's laughable that you think that somehow you can vote us out, I mean, get real, there's no way to vote a revolution against the establishment, if that was the case, we wouldn't be the establishment in the first place, dumb ass.

There was Nader, there was Ron Paul and there was Trump and Bernie at the same time, the ground is shaking under the big E.

Kid, just be glad this isn't a bar brawl.

[heydaralon]

If push came to shove, I think Hwen would have no problem taking out a bunch of college students like his brother Cho did at Vtech. Sick little bastard just hangs out in his dorm room posting on MHF watching Bollywood movies and listening to Collective Soul on repeat.