Scrooge McDuck I mean Corporate America

[Smitty-48]

Will there be a breakfast bar in Communism? 'Cause, y'know, I like my grapefruit pre-sliced. Also, don't overcook the bacon, damnit.

Fuck off, whitey.


Psst > with the bagels be pre-sliced? I don't like the crumbs getting in my sheets and all. SRLY

Well there's no crumbs with a Montreal bagel, only seeds, I don't care which, poppy, sesame, whichever, just make sure those bagels are fresh, and, I prefer Atlantic smoked salmon, Norwegian if possible, also, the mild, smooth, velvety creme cheese.

[Fife]

Good man, there.

I prefer my bacon medium-rare, myself, to-boot.

And who would ask for yankee-assed bagels, if given the choice of legit Southern biscuits and butter?

Shit, I've got to go to bed soon, just to get to breakfast a bit quicker.

[Smitty-48]

Who can wait for breakfast? I think there's some hardwood smoked oysters in the pantry to go with this whiskey.

[Fife]

Oh Holy Hell, cousin.

In that case, let's just retreat to the Apalachicola bay. Come on down; we'll drop a Jackson or two on a big-assed cooler full of oysters fresh out of the bay, still nice and salty. You do the shuckin', I'll do the jivein.'

:goteam: :drunk:

[Smitty-48]

Oh Holy Hell, cousin.

In that case, let's just retreat to the Apalachicola bay. Come on down; we'll drop a Jackson or two on a big-assed cooler full of oysters fresh out of the bay, still nice and salty. You do the shuckin', I'll do the jivein.'

:goteam: :drunk:

Wot? Nashville? I hear it's full of yuppies and hipsters, cousin.

The box says these oysters are from China, but y'now wot? Pretty fuckin good actually.

[Speaker to Animals]

The box?

You are eating oysters out of a box, from China?

[Fife]

Oh Holy Hell, cousin.

In that case, let's just retreat to the Apalachicola bay. Come on down; we'll drop a Jackson or two on a big-assed cooler full of oysters fresh out of the bay, still nice and salty. You do the shuckin', I'll do the jivein.'

:goteam: :drunk:

Wot? Nashville? I hear it's full of yuppies and hipsters, cousin.

The box says these oysters are from China, but y'now wot? Pretty fuckin good actually.

Nay, nay, I say.

Let's retreat to the actual gulf. That's where the fat-assed oysters still grow like dandelions and squirrel up here in the foothills.

:goteam: :drunk:

[Okeefenokee]

I napped through all of this.

I bet the one percenters robbed me blind while I was sleeping.

[Smitty-48]

The box?

You are eating oysters out of a box, from China?

Meal Ready to Eat, wot?

[Speaker to Animals]

I just barfed in my mind.