#fyrefestival

[Fife]

I don't know some of you guys so well. I should point out that we only duct tape our friends inside a porta-potty. No civilized person would do that to a stranger.

[Speaker to Animals]

We only duct tape our friends inside a porta-potty. No civilized person would do that to a stranger.

It's too much effort for a stranger. Easier to just kick the thing over so that the door is pinned to the ground.

[heydaralon]

We only duct tape our friends inside a porta-potty. No civilized person would do that to a stranger.

It's too much effort for a stranger. Easier to just kick the thing over so that the door is pinned to the ground.

I don't even think Boko Haram would go that far. That is fucked.

[Speaker to Animals]

We only duct tape our friends inside a porta-potty. No civilized person would do that to a stranger.

It's too much effort for a stranger. Easier to just kick the thing over so that the door is pinned to the ground.

I don't even think Boko Haram would go that far. That is fucked.

I should be their prophet. The Heart of Darkness.

[Okeefenokee]

I hung out with some rednecks in High School. They did some pretty fun stuff. They are easy to make fun of, but mudding, fishing, and binge drinking are all solid pursuits. I remember one time we found a port o potty in the woods and tipped it over. Good times.

Ever went gravel road tubing in an old tire chained to the back of a four wheeler?

The fun part is when you hit the ditch and the tire turns on its side and starts rolling with you in it. You haven't lived until you've done that.

Has this actually happened to you or someone you know? My balls kind of shrunk in just reading that. I knew a guy who scalped himself because he had his buddies pull his skateboard behind a van with no helmet, but that sounds tame compared to your gravel road scenario.

Yeah, we used to do that all the time. Tons of fun. I never had my own four wheeler, but I had friends around who had dirt bikes and four wheelers after we graduated from bicycles. We'd wear a motocross helmet for the inevitable event when you came out of the tire in a turn or after hitting a ramp.

There was this one time when the chain came loose from the tire right at the moment when I hit a giant fire ant pit, and I had to stop drop and roll to get the fuckers off me.

Sad really, the internet has probably ruined childhood. I've probably got a couple hundred slap boxing bouts under my belt.

[Fife]

We only duct tape our friends inside a porta-potty. No civilized person would do that to a stranger.

It's too much effort for a stranger. Easier to just kick the thing over so that the door is pinned to the ground.

Yeah, my edit was maybe necessary -- you would never directly pour a river of shit on your friend. You would only see if you could push him into doing it to himself; and how he could threaten you effectively from a (relative) position of helplessness into freeing him short of totally losing his mind.

Now as for strangers -- wait for the guy who deserves it (almost all strangers are friendly enough and don't deserve it; but there are some Gator or Tide fans seeping through the cracks in almost every crowd), conduct effective recon to make sure you won't face some bad retribution, and let the cow-tipping commence. :drunk:

[Speaker to Animals]

We only duct tape our friends inside a porta-potty. No civilized person would do that to a stranger.

It's too much effort for a stranger. Easier to just kick the thing over so that the door is pinned to the ground.

Yeah, my edit was maybe necessary -- you would never directly pour a river of shit on your friend. You would only see if you could push him into doing it to himself; and how he could threaten you effectively from a (relative) position of helplessness into freeing him short of totally losing his mind.

Now as for strangers -- wait for the guy who deserves it (almost all strangers are friendly enough and don't deserve it; but there are some Gator or Tide fans seeping through the cracks in almost every crowd), conduct effective recon to make sure you won't face some bad retribution, and let the cow-tipping commence. :drunk:

The beauty of strangers is that can be no retribution. It's not like they know who did it, and it will be hours before somebody helps them out anyway.


You come to my town dressed in sandals..

[Fife]

Oh, there's a threat of retribution.

You fuck with some douche in Talladega, be sure your gang of 10 drunks hasn't just fucked with a prick with 30 friends 3 trucks around the corner.

Flags mean something in a full-anarchy field. Be sure who you are kicking gravel against. If a guy looks like fucking Randy Savage on a heavy roid day, but has no gang, he catches shit. If another guy looks like Kip from Napoleon Dynamite but has a big crew, he's good to go.

This kind of absolute lawlessness leads to a spirit of joviality and good cheer, amongst a certain amount of broken teeth and being given up to the dim-witted police who stand their ground on the highways and easy spaces.

[Speaker to Animals]

Shit, son, don't you know Talladega is cursed? Those things fall over by themselves.

[jbird4049]

In all fairness people who paid $12k to watch Blink 182 deserve a life sentence to a third-world internment camp

If we reanimated the corpses of John Lennon and George Harrison and got them to play with Ringo and Paul maybe I'd think about $12k to go see it

and i love music

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