People are more honest than you think.

[heydaralon]

I would return the physical wallet, because they often have sentimental value, but that's all I can guarantee.

[Speaker to Animals]

Return the money. It's not mine. I don't want to go to Hell for a fucking wallet. So even if I stole the money, I'd have to go to confession, whereupon the priest would tell me to anonymously drop the money and wallet off at a police station or something.

I wonder if Protestants are a bit looser with their morals when they don't believe in mortal sin.

Banging chicks is one thing. I am still a man and I have to do something. I don't have an overwhelming genetic drive to steal money, though. Not so much defense to that.

[heydaralon]

Return the money. It's not mine. I don't want to go to Hell for a fucking wallet. So even if I stole the money, I'd have to go to confession, whereupon the priest would tell me to anonymously drop the money and wallet off at a police station or something.

I wonder if Protestants are a bit looser with their morals when they don't believe in mortal sin.

Banging chicks is one thing. I am still a man and I have to do something. I don't have an overwhelming genetic drive to steal money, though. Not so much defense to that.

Split the money with the priest. You're good dude.

[Speaker to Animals]

Return the money. It's not mine. I don't want to go to Hell for a fucking wallet. So even if I stole the money, I'd have to go to confession, whereupon the priest would tell me to anonymously drop the money and wallet off at a police station or something.

I wonder if Protestants are a bit looser with their morals when they don't believe in mortal sin.

Banging chicks is one thing. I am still a man and I have to do something. I don't have an overwhelming genetic drive to steal money, though. Not so much defense to that.

Split the money with the priest. You're good dude.

Unfortunately, it doesn't work that way.

[heydaralon]

Return the money. It's not mine. I don't want to go to Hell for a fucking wallet. So even if I stole the money, I'd have to go to confession, whereupon the priest would tell me to anonymously drop the money and wallet off at a police station or something.

I wonder if Protestants are a bit looser with their morals when they don't believe in mortal sin.

Banging chicks is one thing. I am still a man and I have to do something. I don't have an overwhelming genetic drive to steal money, though. Not so much defense to that.

Split the money with the priest. You're good dude.

Unfortunately, it doesn't work that way.

Unfortunately?

What's unfortunate about doing the right thing? That was a test, and you just failed it btw. As an atheist, I follow a higher path, and my principles of reason have allowed me to evaluate the lifestyles of other people. What I have found on every occasion is that people who are unfamiliar with the nuances of Dawkins' arguments are generally bad and dishonest people who will steal from others. I really hope one day you will get to a point where you understand that taking things from other people is wrong, but that day may never come. Scumbag.

[Speaker to Animals]

Split the money with the priest. You're good dude.

Unfortunately, it doesn't work that way.

Unfortunately?

What's unfortunate about doing the right thing? That was a test, and you just failed it btw. As an atheist, I follow a higher path, and my principles of reason have allowed me to evaluate the lifestyles of other people. What I have found on every occasion is that people who are unfamiliar with the nuances of Dawkins' arguments are generally bad and dishonest people who will steal from others. I really hope one day you will get to a point where you understand that taking things from other people is wrong, but that day may never come. Scumbag.

Oh, you do taekwondo?

[heydaralon]

Unfortunately, it doesn't work that way.

Unfortunately?

What's unfortunate about doing the right thing? That was a test, and you just failed it btw. As an atheist, I follow a higher path, and my principles of reason have allowed me to evaluate the lifestyles of other people. What I have found on every occasion is that people who are unfamiliar with the nuances of Dawkins' arguments are generally bad and dishonest people who will steal from others. I really hope one day you will get to a point where you understand that taking things from other people is wrong, but that day may never come. Scumbag.

Oh, you do taekwondo?

Keep talking shit. I got a yellow belt, and we had to break a board, which is as thick, if not thicker than a human bone. I know tae kwon do moves 1 through 10, including the hard-to-master front kick, where you kick your leg up into the air at an opponent. I carry a copy of Christopher Hitchens' God is not Great in my pocket, which not only serves as an intellectual weapon against theists, but also a physical weapon. It is a hardcover book, and is quite thick. Wouldn't want to get hit with that if I were you...

[Speaker to Animals]

What is the taikwondo move to counter the situation where I charge you and start beating the shit out of you?

[heydaralon]

What is the taikwondo move to counter the situation where I charge you and start beating the shit out of you?

A tactical retreat followed by a spinning swan kick would probably do the trick, though a flapping crane kick would work in a pinch. I'm going to give the chance to back down now and save face. Its up to you. I learned from a 4th degree black belt (the highest belts go) at the YMCA. I could call him up and he would probably have my back too. You don't have a chance buddy.

[heydaralon]

Respect. The. Belt.

Bow to your Sensei!