You guys have too much time on your hands. [NSFW]

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Post by Smitty-48 » Thu Feb 22, 2018 12:48 pm

Sounds like there's an Erik Karlsson to Tampa Bay deal floating around out there, not a lock to go down by Monday, but none the less sounds like Karlsson could be on the move in any case, if not now, in the summer. Hedman-Karlsson sounds like something Hedman and Karlsson would be down with, to say the least.

No doubt sweet Lou is calling, trying to steal the deal, no way he wouldn't be with this sort of asset on the market, but methinks trading Legolas to Mordor could be a bridge too far, or at the very least, Mordor would probably have to way overpay to make that happen.

Pretty credible rumour; once it's been vetted by Bobby Mac, and also just makes sense, inherent ring of truth to it.
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Post by DrYouth » Thu Feb 22, 2018 12:54 pm

Smitty-48 wrote:If you would like to ogle me, or simply cannot look way, by all means, go right ahead, drink it in, little fellas.
Dude...

How often do you see a blood red leather jacket?

Hard not to stare. :shock:
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Post by Smitty-48 » Thu Feb 22, 2018 12:59 pm

DrYouth wrote:
Smitty-48 wrote:If you would like to ogle me, or simply cannot look way, by all means, go right ahead, drink it in, little fellas.
Dude...

How often do you see a blood red leather jacket?

Hard not to stare. :shock:
Almost maroon actually, they're nice jackets, and not like two tone varsity style, they're all leather, no cloth patches and whatnot.

Big dick swinging below your knees, Marlon Brando styles.
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Post by Smitty-48 » Thu Feb 22, 2018 1:01 pm

Ogle my jacket, by all means, knock yourselves out, this is what it is to be on the football team, we're used to it, so go ahead and drink it in.
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Post by DrYouth » Thu Feb 22, 2018 1:03 pm

Smitty-48 wrote:Big dick swinging below your knees, Marlon Brando styles.
It's awkward ogling the jacket with that cock swinging around...

I'm looking away now...
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Post by K@th » Thu Feb 22, 2018 1:05 pm

women in red leather, though... .dayum

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Post by Smitty-48 » Thu Feb 22, 2018 1:08 pm

DrYouth wrote:
Smitty-48 wrote:Big dick swinging below your knees, Marlon Brando styles.
It's awkward ogling the jacket with that cock swinging around...

I'm looking away now...
Yes, yes, stare at my cock if you must, that's the whole point really, the football team merely a means to an end, paradise by the dashboard light so to say, chicks dig it, but indeed, it's hard for the little fellas to look away, the sexual magnetism of the football team is apparently hypnotic, women want to be with us, men want to be us, goes with territory of being a stud.
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Post by jediuser598 » Thu Feb 22, 2018 1:11 pm

Smitty-48 wrote:
DrYouth wrote:
Smitty-48 wrote:Big dick swinging below your knees, Marlon Brando styles.
It's awkward ogling the jacket with that cock swinging around...

I'm looking away now...
Yes, yes, stare at my cock if you must, that's the whole point really, the football team merely a means to an end, paradise by the dashboard light so to say, chicks dig it, but indeed, it's hard for the little fellas to look away, the sexual magnetism of the football team is apparently hypnotic, women want to be with us, men want to be us, goes with territory of being a stud.
Never appealed really, I'd rather be in space, putting down an elven rebellion. Dirty elves, thought they could rise against the Empire.
Thy praise or dispraise is to me alike:
One doth not stroke me, nor the other strike.
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Post by Smitty-48 » Thu Feb 22, 2018 1:12 pm

jediuser598 wrote:
Smitty-48 wrote:
DrYouth wrote: It's awkward ogling the jacket with that cock swinging around...

I'm looking away now...
Yes, yes, stare at my cock if you must, that's the whole point really, the football team merely a means to an end, paradise by the dashboard light so to say, chicks dig it, but indeed, it's hard for the little fellas to look away, the sexual magnetism of the football team is apparently hypnotic, women want to be with us, men want to be us, goes with territory of being a stud.
Never appealed really, I'd rather be in space, putting down an elven rebellion. Dirty elves, thought they could rise against the Empire.
Indeed, the D&D nerds are basically asexual, who knew?
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