Final Reminder for Birthday Presents

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Re: Final Reminder for Birthday Presents

Post by heydaralon » Sun Dec 10, 2017 1:08 am

Speaker to Animals wrote:
heydaralon wrote:
Speaker to Animals wrote:

That actually happened recently according to a story I just read. A married man ordered a call girl to a hotel room and his wife showed up.
Did she charge him for the hour?

They divorced.
Why?
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Re: Final Reminder for Birthday Presents

Post by Speaker to Animals » Sun Dec 10, 2017 1:16 am

heydaralon wrote:
Speaker to Animals wrote:
heydaralon wrote:
Did she charge him for the hour?

They divorced.
Why?

LOL.. IDUNNOO..

The sad part is that so many people, including the writer, saw their crimes of infidelity as equal if not worse on his part. But a wife's infidelity is an order of magnitude more evil and destructive.
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Re: Final Reminder for Birthday Presents

Post by heydaralon » Sun Dec 10, 2017 2:22 am

Speaker to Animals wrote:
heydaralon wrote:
Speaker to Animals wrote:

They divorced.
Why?

LOL.. IDUNNOO..

The sad part is that so many people, including the writer, saw their crimes of infidelity as equal if not worse on his part. But a wife's infidelity is an order of magnitude more evil and destructive.
Do you have a link to this article? It sounds like a Cohen brothers script or something
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Re: Final Reminder for Birthday Presents

Post by Hanarchy Montanarchy » Sun Dec 10, 2017 2:33 am

My favorite thing about this time of year is that nobody I care about has a birthday, so I am off the hook, present-wise all early December.
HAIL!

Her needs America so they won't just take his shit away like in some pussy non gun totting countries can happen.
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Re: Final Reminder for Birthday Presents

Post by heydaralon » Sun Dec 10, 2017 2:48 am

Hanarchy Montanarchy wrote:My favorite thing about this time of year is that nobody I care about has a birthday, so I am off the hook, present-wise all early December.
I get that you are joking, but that doesn't mean that I am ok with you openly flaunting the fact that you aren't getting me a birthday present and are attempting to mock my financial problems. Wow, hell of a friend you are.
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Re: Final Reminder for Birthday Presents

Post by DrYouth » Sun Dec 10, 2017 8:56 am

Happy Birthday HeyDay!

I'm sending you the leftover pills in my Santa Sack...
Don't take the red ones and the blue ones at the same time... they kind of cancel each other out.

Your OP made me :lol:
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Re: Final Reminder for Birthday Presents

Post by C-Mag » Sun Dec 10, 2017 2:43 pm

DrYouth wrote:Happy Birthday HeyDay!

I'm sending you the leftover pills in my Santa Sack...
Don't take the red ones and the blue ones at the same time... they kind of cancel each other out.

Your OP made me :lol:

YES !
That's the kind of generosity we need.
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Re: Final Reminder for Birthday Presents

Post by Montegriffo » Fri Nov 02, 2018 8:31 am

HD. How do you explain the fact that the information given to the forum says it is your 19th birthday today?
I'm starting to get the impression that not everything you say is completely serious.
Or do you have two birthdays like Her Majesty?
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Re: Final Reminder for Birthday Presents

Post by Montegriffo » Fri Nov 02, 2018 9:01 am

heydaralon wrote: ↑
Sun Dec 10, 2017 12:20 am
 I even bought a fleshlight which I wedged in between my bed and my mattress (yes, it was the butthole one.
Did you get it from a ''rubber anus farm''?
For legal reasons, we are not threatening to destroy U.S. government property with our glorious medieval siege engine. But if we wanted to, we could. But we won’t. But we could.
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Re: Final Reminder for Birthday Presents

Post by C-Mag » Fri Nov 02, 2018 9:36 am

Montegriffo wrote: ↑
Fri Nov 02, 2018 9:01 am
heydaralon wrote: ↑
Sun Dec 10, 2017 12:20 am
 I even bought a fleshlight which I wedged in between my bed and my mattress (yes, it was the butthole one.
Did you get it from a ''rubber anus farm''?
:lol:
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