What Are You Guys Getting Me for My Birthday?

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Re: What Are You Guys Getting Me for My Birthday?

Post by Montegriffo » Mon Oct 23, 2017 1:51 pm

Just pick your favourite one and I'll nip down to the pharmacy after they close and get you a full course.
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Re: What Are You Guys Getting Me for My Birthday?

Post by heydaralon » Mon Oct 23, 2017 2:00 pm

Montegriffo wrote:Just pick your favourite one and I'll nip down to the pharmacy after they close and get you a full course.
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Very thoughtful!

Is there any way you can use your NHS to hook me up with some opioid type stuff? I'm already taking the anti-psychotics and they aren't doing it for me
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Re: What Are You Guys Getting Me for My Birthday?

Post by Montegriffo » Mon Oct 23, 2017 2:07 pm

heydaralon wrote:
Montegriffo wrote:Just pick your favourite one and I'll nip down to the pharmacy after they close and get you a full course.
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Very thoughtful!

Is there any way you can use your NHS to hook me up with some opioid type stuff? I'm already taking the anti-psychotics and they aren't doing it for me
I can of course get any drug you want completely free from the NHS. You just have to be aware that side affects may cause Socialism.
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Re: What Are You Guys Getting Me for My Birthday?

Post by heydaralon » Mon Oct 23, 2017 2:14 pm

Montegriffo wrote:
heydaralon wrote:
Montegriffo wrote:Just pick your favourite one and I'll nip down to the pharmacy after they close and get you a full course.
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Very thoughtful!

Is there any way you can use your NHS to hook me up with some opioid type stuff? I'm already taking the anti-psychotics and they aren't doing it for me
I can of course get any drug you want completely free from the NHS. You just have to be aware that side affects may cause Socialism.
I am willing to go the extra mile here and read some Peter Kropotkin if you can deliver on this, Comrade!
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Re: What Are You Guys Getting Me for My Birthday?

Post by TheReal_ND » Mon Oct 23, 2017 2:20 pm

YOOOOOOOOO kick me down some pills
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Re: What Are You Guys Getting Me for My Birthday?

Post by heydaralon » Mon Oct 23, 2017 2:22 pm

Monty's been holding out on all of us. Very poor way to treat the Birthday boy. My party is going to have a petting zoo and a clown. Really excited all my besties will be there and we will eat cake and get our faces painted and stay up late and my mom is going to drive us to the theater and we will watch despicable me 3 and it will be a good day.
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Re: What Are You Guys Getting Me for My Birthday?

Post by Montegriffo » Mon Oct 23, 2017 2:35 pm

Hey look, I'm not holding out. All you need to do is post a pic of yourself wearing a Che Guevara T-shirt, raising a clenched fist while singing ''the red flag'' and you can have all the opium you want. After all ''opium is the religion of the masses'' as Groucho Marx once said.


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Re: What Are You Guys Getting Me for My Birthday?

Post by Penner » Mon Oct 23, 2017 2:41 pm

heydaralon wrote:Monty's been holding out on all of us. Very poor way to treat the Birthday boy. My party is going to have a petting zoo and a clown. Really excited all my besties will be there and we will eat cake and get our faces painted and stay up late and my mom is going to drive us to the theater and we will watch despicable me 3 and it will be a good day.

No bouncy house?
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Re: What Are You Guys Getting Me for My Birthday?

Post by Montegriffo » Mon Oct 23, 2017 2:58 pm

Penner wrote:
heydaralon wrote:Monty's been holding out on all of us. Very poor way to treat the Birthday boy. My party is going to have a petting zoo and a clown. Really excited all my besties will be there and we will eat cake and get our faces painted and stay up late and my mom is going to drive us to the theater and we will watch despicable me 3 and it will be a good day.

No bouncy house?
If you want me to juggle I'll send you my agents details and she'll let you know my rates.
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Re: What Are You Guys Getting Me for My Birthday?

Post by TheReal_ND » Mon Oct 23, 2017 3:12 pm

I was just kidding. I don't take the pill jew
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