Tech General

[Speaker to Animals]

How lifelike is this robot chick we are talking about here?

If she's just like a human chick without the bitching and hormone breath once per month.. maybe.

[PartyOf5]

Robot Security Guard Commits ‘Suicide’ By Driving Into a Pond and Drowning

What dirt did the robot have on the Clintons?

[The Conservative]

Here ya go.

AI most dangerous threat, unless it's stairs.jpg

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[Speaker to Animals]

That joke goes back to the original Dr. Who. In one episode, they escaped the Daleks by using the stairs. I think it was when the Dr. was the homosexual with the scarf and a robot dog.

[SuburbanFarmer]

Next time the daleks appeared, they had little hover rockets on the bottom

[The Conservative]

Next time the daleks appeared, they had little hover rockets on the bottom

They were the original Borg... they learned how to adapt.

[Kazmyr]

Tech Company To Install Microchip In Employees

The microchip, no larger than a grain of rice, would allow employees to scan into the building and buy food in the breakroom, among other office duties. It would go between the thumb and forefinger and use Radio-Frequency Identification (RFID) to work. At least 50 of the company’s employees plan to have the microchip installed.
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GPS tracking will not be part of the microchip, and those interested in getting one installed will have it done at a “chip party” at Three Square Market’s office on August 1.

A "chip party." Are these people fucking serious?

[Fife]

[Okeefenokee]

lol, i get it.

[Fife]

I got a snicker. I miss my C64.