Car plows pedestrians at Times Square

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Re: Car plows pedestrians at Times Square

Post by Zlaxer » Thu May 18, 2017 1:10 pm

Yeah, he's not going to surface...
Dude needs help.
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Re: Car plows pedestrians at Times Square

Post by Alexander PhiAlipson » Thu May 18, 2017 1:13 pm

Apparently he's admitted to smoking a shit ton before getting behind the wheel.
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Post by Speaker to Animals » Thu May 18, 2017 1:15 pm

Alexander PhiAlipson wrote:Apparently he's admitted to smoking a shit ton before getting behind the wheel.
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Oh, bring on the drug war, then. Call up Sessions.
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Re: Car plows pedestrians at Times Square

Post by TheReal_ND » Thu May 18, 2017 1:38 pm

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Re: Car plows pedestrians at Times Square

Post by Speaker to Animals » Thu May 18, 2017 1:40 pm

Seriously, though, can we strangle him to death in the middle of Times Square as punishment? This is really fucked up.
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Post by TheReal_ND » Thu May 18, 2017 1:54 pm

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Post by TheReal_ND » Thu May 18, 2017 1:58 pm

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Re: Car plows pedestrians at Times Square

Post by SuburbanFarmer » Thu May 18, 2017 1:58 pm

Alexander PhiAlipson wrote:Richard Rojas, 26, dark-complexion Hispanic, formerly Navy, 2 DUI's, arrested 2016, menacing.
Witness on the scene says he seemed to do it on purpose.
Witness who helped restrain him when Rojas tried to escape says he didn't smell like alcohol.
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Post by TheReal_ND » Thu May 18, 2017 2:04 pm

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Re: Car plows pedestrians at Times Square

Post by Ex-California » Thu May 18, 2017 2:14 pm

Alexander PhiAlipson wrote:Apparently he's admitted to smoking a shit ton before getting behind the wheel.
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PCP? :angry-screaming: :auto-iroc:

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