Things You Know Will Happen

[Okeefenokee]

Riot at Berkeley on Thursday.

[Penner]

2018 prediction:

The Superbowl will happen near the beginning of the year, probably within the first three months of 2018. 2 teams will play each other. They will likely be football teams. It will probably be broadcast on television. There will be some ads they run as well. People will be able to watch the game from the comfort of their homes, even though the game will be played hundreds of miles away because it will be on tv.

[Speaker to Animals]

O'Reilly is going to start Podcasting

Boom

[SuburbanFarmer]

The stock market, and US economy will melt down again. Having been so juiced on Fed money, it will likely require truly obscene amounts of bailout money to keep the system running. People will riot in the streets - on a massive scale, and the last after-glow images of "Democracy" will finally end.

[clubgop]

Pedophilia will be mandatory and state enforced once Bernie wins in 2020.

Monty promptly moves to the US.

[adwinistrator]

The cataclysmic apocalypse referred to in the scriptures of every holy book known to mankind.

It will be an era fraught with boundless greed and corruption where global monetary systems disintegrate leaving brother to kill brother for a grain of over-cooked rice.

The nations of the civilized world will collapse under the impressive weight of parasitic political conspiracies which remove all hope and optimism from their once faithful citizens.

Around the globe, generations of polluters will be punished for their sins. Unshielded by the ozone they have successfully depleted, left to bake in the searing naked rays of light.

Wholesale assassinations served to destabilize every remaining government, leaving the starving and wicked to fend for themselves.

Bloodthirsty renegade cyborgs created by tax dodging corporations wreak havoc.

Pissed off androids tired of being slaves to a godless and gutless system, where the rich get richer and the poor get fucked over and out, unleash total world wide destruction by means of nuclear holocaust, annihilating the terrified masses, leaving in its torturous wake nothing but vicious, cannibalistic, mutating, radiating, and horribly disfigured hordes of satanic killers, begged on revenge, but against whom?

There are so few left alive.

Starvation reins supreme, forcing unlucky survivors to eat anything and anyone in their path.

Massive earthquakes crack the planets crust like a hollow egg shell, causing unending volcanic eruptions.

Creatures of the seven seas, unable to escape the certain death upon land, boil in their liquid prison.

Disease then circles the earth, plagues and viruses with no known cause or cure laying waste to whatever draws breath, and human-kind having proven itself to be nothing more than a race of ruthless scavengers, fall victim to merciless attacks at the hands of interplanetary alien tribes who seek to conquer our charred remains.

This is Extinction Level Event

[Martin Hash]

"The Leftovers" begins its last season on Sunday.

[SuburbanFarmer]

"The Leftovers" begins its last season on Sunday.

Hated that fucking show. Watched Season 1, and was bored as fuck.

[clubgop]

The cataclysmic apocalypse referred to in the scriptures of every holy book known to mankind.

It will be an era fraught with boundless greed and corruption where global monetary systems disintegrate leaving brother to kill brother for a grain of over-cooked rice.

The nations of the civilized world will collapse under the impressive weight of parasitic political conspiracies which remove all hope and optimism from their once faithful citizens.

Around the globe, generations of polluters will be punished for their sins. Unshielded by the ozone they have successfully depleted, left to bake in the searing naked rays of light.

Wholesale assassinations served to destabilize every remaining government, leaving the starving and wicked to fend for themselves.

Bloodthirsty renegade cyborgs created by tax dodging corporations reek havoc.

Pissed off androids tired of being slaves to a godless and gutless system, where the rich get richer and the poor get fucked over and out, unleash total world wide destruction by means of nuclear holocaust, annihilating the terrified masses, leaving in its torturous wake nothing but vicious, cannibalistic, mutating, radiating, and horribly disfigured hordes of satanic killers, begged on revenge, but against whom?

There are so few left alive.

Starvation reins supreme, forcing unlucky survivors to eat anything and anyone in their path.

Massive earthquakes crack the planets crust like a hollow egg shell, causing unending volcanic eruptions.

Creatures of the seven seas, unable to escape the certain death upon land, boil in their liquid prison.

Disease then circles the earth, plagues and viruses with no known cause or cure laying waste to whatever draws breath, and human-kind having proven itself to be nothing more than a race of ruthless scavengers, fall victim to merciless attacks at the hands of interplanetary alien tribes who seek to conquer our charred remains.

This is Extinction Level Event

The New York Times after Trump won the election? Whew! Good to know, I dont have to take this seriously.

[heydaralon]

Pedophilia will be mandatory and state enforced once Bernie wins in 2020.

Monty promptly moves to the US.

The reason he juggles those bowling pins is because it attracts the children. Of course, he can fit an entire pin up his ass.