MartyrMade

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Re: MartyrMade

Post by heydaralon » Tue Feb 11, 2020 10:27 am

SuburbanFarmer wrote:
Tue Feb 11, 2020 9:56 am
I have plenty of money. Unfortunately, it’s currently locked away in a trust, and I don’t have the $1000 required for attorney fees to get it.

I wonder if anyone would like to help me out with this? I’ll repay you double, when I get the trust funds.
If you can get Martin to fund me $2000, I will give you $1000. Again, this is money going to 9/11 Firefighters. I know that I kid around on here a bit, but I am being dead ass right now.

Help me, and then I can help the firefighters.

Martin is being a real prick atm. I'm trying to be polite but its like he won't let me...
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Re: MartyrMade

Post by SuburbanFarmer » Tue Feb 11, 2020 11:03 am

heydaralon wrote:
Tue Feb 11, 2020 10:27 am
SuburbanFarmer wrote:
Tue Feb 11, 2020 9:56 am
I have plenty of money. Unfortunately, it’s currently locked away in a trust, and I don’t have the $1000 required for attorney fees to get it.

I wonder if anyone would like to help me out with this? I’ll repay you double, when I get the trust funds.
If you can get Martin to fund me $2000, I will give you $1000. Again, this is money going to 9/11 Firefighters. I know that I kid around on here a bit, but I am being dead ass right now.

Help me, and then I can help the firefighters.

Martin is being a real prick atm. I'm trying to be polite but its like he won't let me...
I know, I really hate how tight that guy is with money. He could do a lot of good with that $3000 right now, but he's sitting on it like Scrooge McDuck.
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Re: MartyrMade

Post by Martin Hash » Tue Feb 11, 2020 11:27 am

I like Scrooge McDuck. (I like Donald too.)

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Re: MartyrMade

Post by Speaker to Animals » Tue Feb 11, 2020 11:28 am

Bernie was right.

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Re: MartyrMade

Post by Montegriffo » Tue Feb 11, 2020 11:47 am

For just £1000 a share you can get in on my new business selling bodybags.
Demand is set to go through the roof, any day now.
Don't leave it too late and miss this opportunity.
People are dying to get into my bodybags.
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Re: MartyrMade

Post by SuburbanFarmer » Tue Feb 11, 2020 4:02 pm

Montegriffo wrote:
Tue Feb 11, 2020 11:47 am
For just £1000 a share you can get in on my new business selling bodybags.
Demand is set to go through the roof, any day now.
Don't leave it too late and miss this opportunity.
People are dying to get into my bodybags.
This is not the worst idea. I’ll invest some of my trust fund in it, once Martin sends me the $5000.
SJWs are a natural consequence of corporatism.

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