998 Reasons for Divorce

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998 Reasons for Divorce

Post by Martin Hash » Sat Jul 31, 2021 7:38 am

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Re: 998 Reasons for Divorce

Post by Smitty-48 » Sat Jul 31, 2021 7:49 am

I find there to be two types of marriage

social marriage and sacred marriage

a social marriage has to do with all those things you mention

a sacred marriage is when you just can't bear to be parted from one another, come what may

back when I was dating, I only encountered hypernagny once, with this girl Helena

it's not even that she dumped me, she wanted me to change into a suit wearing office worker type

so I dumped her, because I saw being an office worker as a downgrade not an upgrade

Helena was replaced in a matter of days

by a French girl named Maude, who I picked up off the street in like five minutes down in Yorkville

funny thing was, Helena came back months later wanting to get it on anyways, still wanted to be my sex toy

good times in the fast lane, bright lights, big city

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