Before I Was...

[Martin Hash]

Met my wife before I was 20,
Started my own company before I was 30,
Became a multimillionaire before I was 40,
Retired before I was 50,
Traveled the world before I was 60,
Now I'm a Complete Renaissance Myn,
There's nothin' more to do...

[Hanarchy Montanarchy]

Now I'm a Complete Renaissance Myn,
There's nothin' more to do...

Bull.shit. Hashinator.

Hunt a man for sport.
No offense, but your poetry could use some work.
Combat sports... you are still pretty hale by all accounts.
Make a new and improved Ubermensch list... should take a solid afternoon.
Acquire, and then conquer a pretty bad drug problem.
Carnegie hall, instrument you master voted on by forum members.

We believe in you.

[DBTrek]

How you have a longterm marriage and three kids, and your family score is '1'.
But your damn Fame score is '3' off a seventy-five year old Wired article?


Plus you still have to get elected.

[Martin Hash]

What? "Fame" is only worth "1," same as "Family." The idea of those two points isn't how difficult they are (which they are), but how much they contribute to wisdym. Once people have asked for your autograph a bunch of times, and girls have offered to give you a blowjob (and more), whatever further wisdym you may gain from getting more famous is negligible.

p.s. Turns out I didn't have enough "fame" to get more people to sign up to this forum. (Okay, my fame brought half a dozen people, maybe?)

[DBTrek]

Ah, misread.

[SuburbanFarmer]

Play golf, and fuck off man. Enjoy your life.

[TheReal_ND]

Turns out I didn't have enough "fame" to get more people to sign up to this forum

Must be a glitch or something....

[heydaralon]

I! Am the world before I am a man
I! was a creature before I can stand
I! will remember before I forget

before I forget!