Requirements to be a Good Soldier

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Martin Hash
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Requirements to be a Good Soldier

Post by Martin Hash » Fri Nov 13, 2015 4:26 pm

1) Sociopathic
2) Physically intimidating
3) Subservient
4) Ability to do nothing for long periods of time
5) Not need much sleep
6) Resistance to illness
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Re: Requirements to be a Good Soldier

Post by C-Mag » Fri Dec 15, 2017 12:58 am

Martin Hash wrote:1) Sociopathic
2) Physically intimidating
3) Subservient
4) Ability to do nothing for long periods of time
5) Not need much sleep
6) Resistance to illness
So, Physically superior and willing to take orders ?
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Re: Requirements to be a Good Soldier

Post by heydaralon » Sat Dec 16, 2017 10:33 pm

Martin Hash wrote:1) Sociopathic
2) Physically intimidating
3) Subservient
4) Ability to do nothing for long periods of time
5) Not need much sleep
6) Resistance to illness
Why do you always hate on soldiers martin?
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Re: Requirements to be a Good Soldier

Post by TheReal_ND » Sat Dec 16, 2017 10:36 pm

Where is the lie? Let alone the dishonor. These are all alpha traits.

Well subservient should be replaced with knowing how to take orders

You would be surprised how shitty beta males take orders

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Re: Requirements to be a Good Soldier

Post by Okeefenokee » Sat Dec 16, 2017 11:09 pm

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Re: Requirements to be a Good Soldier

Post by JohnDonne » Sat Dec 30, 2017 7:00 am

Must have character, no complainers.
Openness to homoerotically charged experiences. (comes with time.)
Don't be a four eyes.
Amputate live goats for training exercises?
Okay with doing pointless stuff.
Kill people when told. (You will be lucky if that ever happens, according to Jarhead.)

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Re: Requirements to be a Good Soldier

Post by DrYouth » Sat Dec 30, 2017 8:29 am

Martin's trolling?

lol
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Re: Requirements to be a Good Soldier

Post by Martin Hash » Sat Dec 30, 2017 8:39 am

DrYouth wrote:Martin's trolling?

lol
Hell, no. This is an old list someone dug up. If I was going to make the perfect soldier, what would it need to be? Some people tie mystical requirements to soldiering but I think a robot can do it.
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Re: Requirements to be a Good Soldier

Post by Speaker to Animals » Sat Dec 30, 2017 9:00 am

What happens when your robots lose and the enemy robots come for you?

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Re: Requirements to be a Good Soldier

Post by Martin Hash » Sat Dec 30, 2017 9:21 am

Speaker to Animals wrote:What happens when your robots lose and the enemy robots come for you?
Didn't you watch "Terminator"? The robots win.
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