Forcing Men to Sit to Pee

[Martin Hash]

I'm okay with women forcing men to sit to pee, you know, equality & all that, as long as a few female personal hygiene rules are equally applied:
1. If you're on your period, use a douche for chrissakes.
2. PMS is real: take fuckin' drugs.
3. Think breath mints.
4. What do you mean, "antiperspirant makes me break out."
5. No breastfeeding around me, and get the poopy kid outta my face.
I could go on...