This Is What My Ears Hear When Conservatives Speak

[Martin Hash]

I want more wars.
I want to stay in Iraq & Afghanistan.
I want the 1% to pay less taxes.
I want to reduce government spending on people.
I want Israel to trigger the Second Coming .
I want a monetarism economic policy.
I want to increase military spending.
I want to stop universal healthcare.
I want to arrest illegal immigrants.
I want prayers at public meetings.
I want to decide if a woman has a baby.