Quiet Masturbation

[heydaralon]

Most men lead lives of quiet masturbation. Oliver Holmes said that, and he is right more than he knows. Whether you have roommates, girlfriend, live at home, or just don't like the porn sounds most men masturbate quietly. This is done out of courtesy to others, or fear of embarassment. Most men either plug headphones into their computer, or turn the sound all the way down when watching porn because they are trying to masturbate quietly. Getting caught can lead to social stigma and even loss of a job if they are beating off at work. Quiet is key. Women also masturbate quietly, though they are more prone to using smutty books and bathtubs as a means of getting off. Some women do watch porn though. Like their male counterparts, they are also quiet.

Quiet masturbation is the sine qua non for any masturbator. It is the only way to bust a nut in peace. You don't want your wife getting wind of what you are doing, because that will lead to an unpleasant conversation about your pornhub preferences. Chicks with dicks, asian blowjobs, bathroom denial, whatever it may be. Each masturbator is different.

I would encourage all of you to silently reflect on your masturbation habits throughout the day. Keep a box of tissues nearby.

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[Martin Hash]

Tell heydaralon I have a new book for him to read.

[TheReal_ND]

What about jewish journalists that like to jack it on zoom in front of their coworkers or in to a ficus plant while a woman is forced to watch for fear of not getting a job?