The Fed

[Smitty-48]

I don't get why they don't just print enough money for everyone to create a paper mache' cast with bills and elmer's glue that covers their entire body. The virus could never penetrate through that, not even with gamma radiation which is not even something the virus could get its hands on, even on the international black market.

That would be vastly cheaper than what they are gonna do

[heydaralon]

I have my doubts that Trump is going to cut those checks. Someone at work said that the cutoff would be $100K or more in the bank. That seems like a very fucking high cut off still. What about folks already on every kind of means tested program known to federal man? They get another $1k? How are they determining who qualifies? Are they mailing checks or direct depositing? So many questions.

This will be a multi trillion dollar bailout too I'd imagine. Over 290 dead Americans. C'mon. Gimme a break. End the tyranny of Quarantine and let freedom ring. The only welfare I'm for is defense pork. At least those guys build cool ass shit that has lasers and whatnot. Single mothers don't produce shit except more welfare babies.

If I were Trump I'd use that money to start some kind of baller ass missile shield that probably wouldn't even work but would use wifi to hack into the Russian/Chinese ICBMS and cause them to turn around midflight and hit Bejing and Moscow. Something fucking cool like that.

[Smitty-48]

I have my doubts that Trump is going to cut those checks.

They be cutting trillion dollar cheques bro, to the money markets

[heydaralon]

I have my doubts that Trump is going to cut those checks.

They be cutting trillion dollar cheques bro, to the money markets

Will individuals be getting checks or will this be bailouts for airlines and stuff? The impression that most folks I talk to is that they are getting a grand from Trump. This is not how it will go down right?

[Smitty-48]

I have my doubts that Trump is going to cut those checks.

They be cutting trillion dollar cheques bro, to the money markets

Will individuals be getting checks or will this be bailouts for airlines and stuff? The impression that most folks I talk to is that they are getting a grand from Trump. This is not how it will go down right?

This is all uncharted territory, this is like a war, not a foreign military adventure, a real war

So I don't know what's going to happen, we are in free fall here

[heydaralon]

I'll be damned. I guess they are actually attempting to put $1000 in each persons hand. Liquor stores are going to make a killing as are Casinos and drug dealers. I hope that bill doesn't get passed.

It sends the wrong message. You panic like a pussy, and you get free money? If these faggots had just kept on buying and selling like they were, accepting the miniscule risk of getting a runny nose, the economy wouldn't be in the toilet now. Fuck em for panicking and being little bitches. You don't wanna worship at the Church of American economy, you don't get anything from the collection plate fuckers. You wanna run this country into the ground by watching the panicky news, you get bupkis.

[Smitty-48]

I'll be damned. I guess they are actually attempting to put $1000 in each persons hand. Liquor stores are going to make a killing as are Casinos and drug dealers. I hope that bill doesn't get passed.

It sends the wrong message. You panic like a pussy, and you get free money?

It's not a message, it's more like pumping blood plasma into a patient until you can come up a real plan

[heydaralon]

I'll be damned. I guess they are actually attempting to put $1000 in each persons hand. Liquor stores are going to make a killing as are Casinos and drug dealers. I hope that bill doesn't get passed.

It sends the wrong message. You panic like a pussy, and you get free money?

It's not a message, it's more like pumping blood plasma into a patient until you can come up a real plan

Let the patient die. I said from the start this is bullshit. But people want to make mount Fuji out of flea shit they deserve what they get. You gotta have faith in the economy. You don't get to shit all over America and stop buying and then come crawling back when your broke ass realizes that you ruined the best economy of all time because of bat aids.

Deport them to Venezuela. Breadlines for panickers.

[Smitty-48]

I'll be damned. I guess they are actually attempting to put $1000 in each persons hand. Liquor stores are going to make a killing as are Casinos and drug dealers. I hope that bill doesn't get passed.

It sends the wrong message. You panic like a pussy, and you get free money?

It's not a message, it's more like pumping blood plasma into a patient until you can come up a real plan

Let the patient die. I said from the start this is bullshit. But people want to make mount Fuji out of flea shit they deserve what they get. You gotta have faith in the economy. You don't get to shit all over America and stop buying and then come crawling back when your broke ass realizes that you ruined the best economy of all time because of bat aids.

Deport them to Venezuela. Breadlines for panickers.

The patient is the public, the economy is in no danger, a correction is simply the market searching for a price

Lots of people made out like bandits in the Great Depression

[heydaralon]

You gotta burn the village to save the village. Start by eliminating Social Security, Medicare, Medicaid, EBT etc and keep going down the list. End the drug war, drastically cut down police departments no more speed traps, no more public schools, or national parks. Then you put all that extra money you saved, put it back into defense and go invade the fuck out of some rich ass country like Norway and take all their fucking Oil money and Sovereign Wealth Fund and invest it into some type of missile shield.




That's the Daralon New Deal in a nutshell.

It would work. It would work well.