The Dog Green Mile

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The Dog Green Mile

Post by Martin Hash » Wed Dec 14, 2016 6:57 am

Taking public buses in Third World nations is truly a test of Western sensibilities, and proves the meddle of a seasoned traveler. A scenario is probably in order: In Communist Laos, if you want a seat, even on long multi-hour bus rides, and even with assigned seating, you better board at the bus station because as soon as the bus is out of site of the authorities, it starts taking on additional passengers who either stand or sit on plastic stools provided by a guy who jumps on just as the bus leaves the depot. But even with overwhelming crowding, the bus stops for street food vendors to push their way down the aisles hawking rice, corn-on-the-cob & skewered meat. Plus, all overhead space & under every seat is commandeered for contraband packages. And at the border, it's normal practice to slip a large denomination bill into your passport & cut in front of everyone else in line. But that's not all:
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Vietnamese have an appetite for dog, and armies of dogs run free on the streets in Laos, a prime opportunity for the practice of clandestine Capitalism. Along our cross-border route the bus stopped in front of out-of-way shacks from which cages full of dogs, so many that they stand atop one another, are wheeled out on hand-trucks and loaded in the luggage compartments underneath the bus, where the dogs bark & yelp & howl for hours, until they end up in somebody's soup.
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Re: The Dog Green Mile

Post by Okeefenokee » Thu Dec 15, 2016 10:40 pm

You ate some kid's dog, didn't you?
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Re: The Dog Green Mile

Post by TheReal_ND » Thu Dec 15, 2016 10:43 pm

When in Rome.

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Re: The Dog Green Mile

Post by Martin Hash » Thu Dec 15, 2016 11:13 pm

The level of corruption is total. At the Vietnam border, the Duty officials could hear all the commotion & were obviously bribed to ignore it. The cages were dropped off at a restaurant just before entering Hue. I'm an "animals are organic robots" person but the incident crossed my personal distaste threshold.
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Re: The Dog Green Mile

Post by Okeefenokee » Thu Dec 15, 2016 11:27 pm

Yeah, dogs have the fortune of doing that to some of us. I guess southeast asianers are too far removed from their roots to remember the place dogs are supposed to hold.
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Re: The Dog Green Mile

Post by Fife » Fri Dec 16, 2016 12:18 am

Damn I miss DSL.

He'd be right in here arguing that dogs are human creations (which is obviously and demonstrably true), and that what is being discussed is in essence cannibalism, and in in practice evidence of the ultimate failure of the state in its profoundly stupid assault on the West.

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Re: The Dog Green Mile

Post by de officiis » Fri Dec 16, 2016 3:59 am

Fife wrote:Damn I miss DSL.

He'd be right in here arguing that dogs are human creations (which is obviously and demonstrably true), and that what is being discussed is in essence cannibalism, and in in practice evidence of the ultimate failure of the state in its profoundly stupid assault on the West.
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Re: The Dog Green Mile

Post by Montegriffo » Fri Dec 16, 2016 4:55 am

Okeefenokee wrote:Yeah, dogs have the fortune of doing that to some of us. I guess southeast asianers are too far removed from their roots to remember the place dogs are supposed to hold.
Actually, dogs have always been bred for meat. It's just some blinkered meat eater logic to suggest eating a horse or a dog is somehow worse than eating any other animal.
The main reason most regions stopped eating dog is that carnivorous mammals don't taste as good as herbivorous ones. Same with cats, no arsehole dentist ever ate a lion after he shot it for fun.
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