Good Advice

[Martin Hash]

Never feed alligator shoes
Don’t comb a fish
Bulls and ships don’t mix
Remember to put the “p” in Mississippi
Don’t blow on a straw or suck on a balloon
Pigeons make lousy houseguests
A small hippo is still larger than a mouse
An extraordinary day often follows an ordinary night
Never waste a mistake – you may need it again sometime
All tools end up as hammers eventually
Don’t send mail to the Man-In-The-Moon
Watch out for my rusty cardboard
I’m going to jump from here – I’ve done it before
What is that - a circular incision? And yours is open.