Frog in the Toilet

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Frog in the Toilet

Post by Martin Hash » Tue Jul 20, 2021 10:08 am

My wife, Gwynne, and I drove down to visit her nonagenarian uncle at his house on 40 acres in the Sacramento valley foothills where it was mid-summer hot and everything was dry & bleached out. After a sweltering first night there, I got a surprise during my morning constitution: there was a live frog in the toilet that jumped out onto the seat when I flushed.

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I smiled, thinking Froggy was a sneaky little guy. My first thought was to take him outside but where would I put him? California’s in a drought; there’s no ponds or even wet spots; letting him go in the wilderness would essentially be a death sentence: swimming in my toilet just doesn’t rise to that level… So I left him there. I thought of warning Gwynne but worried she’d put him outside so I just left Froggy where he was as a surprise for her.

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Re: Frog in the Toilet

Post by DBTrek » Tue Jul 20, 2021 10:21 am

Welllllll ..... The frog's in the toilet and the silver spoon
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You know we'll have a good time then


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Re: Frog in the Toilet

Post by C-Mag » Tue Jul 20, 2021 10:26 am

:lol: :lol: :lol:
When you are discussing Ants and Grasshoppers, then see the title Frog in the Toilet, expecting new wisdom from the wisest man in the world.


Only to see an actual picture of a frog in a toilet. :cry:
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Re: Frog in the Toilet

Post by Fife » Tue Jul 20, 2021 2:01 pm