Line Dancing

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Martin Hash
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Line Dancing

Post by Martin Hash » Mon Aug 26, 2019 11:11 am

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While I was in Elementary school in Los Angeles, due to Smog alerts, instead of going out for recess, we did Square dancing. And as a teenager I joined a Charleston dance team; I can’t remember why and I dropped out after my first performance because of shyness but I know there’s precedence for me learning to partner dance, which makes it all the more frustrating that despite multiple attempts to learn specialty dancing with my wife, Gwynne, I am a complete failure; just ask her.

We first tried a Swing dance class 25-years ago; took several lessons before coming up with an excuse to quit. The real reason was that everyone else was swinging and I was swunging. We tried Waltzing a few years after that but it was a change partners dating club, and though Gwynne was a hit, I didn’t want to make the same small-talk every 2 minutes. A decade later, we decided to give it another go when we lived in the Caribbean, this time Salsa dancing - nope; then the Tango - definitely not.

Gwynne & I could Rock-n-Roll together, each at our own pace, rhythm & style but we gave up learning any synchronized dancing. However, time eventually dimmed our memories, and while I was trying to branch out my musical repertoire into Country, something Gwynne’s always liked because she’s a cowgirl at heart, I foolishly suggested we learn to Line dance. Now, even though Gwynne knew better, she really did want to go to Western bars on occasion so she agreed as long as I made all the arrangements.

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I used Meetup to find local Line dancing lessons, paid the money and drove us over there. I was immediately suspicious: of the 40 or so people, I was the only guy. And as luck would have it, it was review night, so everybody was expected to know all the dances from an extremely long 2-page list. We stood in the back but in Line dancing the back becomes the front about half the time so everyone got to stare at me fumbling around like a drunken buffoon. I only lasted 20-minutes or so then I sat down and ordered a beer. Gwynne finished the complete class but she didn’t suggest we return again. It was a humiliating and humbling experience. I was feeling a little uncertain when Gwynne & I went regular dancing at the dive bar we normally dance at. We know the other dancers there, and I guess I was reaching out for a little reassurance when I asked my friend, Tony, if he'd ever tried to learn Line dancing. Tony looked at me with the, Are-You-Kidding face and said, “After about 30 minutes of Line-dancing, I made a B-line to the bar, and asked to line ‘em up.”

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Re: Line Dancing

Post by C-Mag » Mon Aug 26, 2019 5:11 pm

You made it 30 minutes longer than I ever did, and a great choice to head to the bar. It's an awful relic of a time when Hollywood tried to infuse disco into country bars. Just awful. It's mostly for fat chicks and the occasional Gwynne as an outlier.

I stood my ground through the entire Bill Ray Cyrus line dancing assault during the early 90's, heck I didn't even know it was around anymore. Country swing on the other hand is pretty cool.
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