Martin Memes

[Martin Hash]

I decided to start another “Make Martin Famous” campaign. I told my wife, Gwynne, about the reboot.
“I thought you already did that. Didn't we travel up and down the West coast making Instagram videos?” she asked.
“Yeah, but that didn't work; I only had 30 Followers and they all turned out to be prostitutes.”
“Didn't you get those people down a the newspaper pissed off at you?”
“See, that did work.”
“I hope you're not planning on getting famous by blowing something up or dating a 15-year old.”
“No, no, only as a last resort. Here, look at these,” I said, as I showed her my iPhone.
“What are those?” Gwynne asked.
“Those are memes,” I said.
“Somebody made a meme about you?”
“I made them,” I said, proudly.
“You're making your own memes about yourself?” Gwynne asked.
“Nobody else would,” I replied, defensively.
“I don't think that's how it works,” she suggested.
“Famous people do famous things,” I responded. “What do you think I should do?”
I waited but Gwynne didn't have any fame-making suggestions.

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[DBTrek]

[TheReal_ND]

Cool wine grandpa

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[Martin Hash]

Very nice.

[Martin Hash]

Cool wine grandpa

If you look closely, you’ll see I’m wearing a small whip as a bolo tie. You can just make out The Eye of Ra clasp.