DCF Refugee Internment Camp

[SuburbanFarmer]

I don’t know how well you’ll take this? I told Grumps the same thing, and it went okay:

We all mature; I’ve gone back to some of my books and edited them to reflect my new perceptions after being learned during forum battle. I win a lot but I grow when I lose.

No doubt. That’s the main value for me here. Free speech and open combat. I’ve learned a lot fighting with the loony tunes around here.

My views have definitely been shifted, and hopefully I’ve had an impact as well. But there’s nothing else like this outside of 4chan.

I like to think we're more respectable than 4chan.

And not fully anonymous either. Can’t establish rapport without an identity of some kind.

[Xenophon]

No doubt. That’s the main value for me here. Free speech and open combat. I’ve learned a lot fighting with the loony tunes around here.

My views have definitely been shifted, and hopefully I’ve had an impact as well. But there’s nothing else like this outside of 4chan.

I like to think we're more respectable than 4chan.

And not fully anonymous either. Can’t establish rapport without an identity of some kind.

Yeah. I've heard /pol/ is interesting, but 4chan is so full of pornography I can't justify visiting it.

[SuburbanFarmer]

I like to think we're more respectable than 4chan.

And not fully anonymous either. Can’t establish rapport without an identity of some kind.

Yeah. I've heard /pol/ is interesting, but 4chan is so full of pornography I can't justify visiting it.

It’s just shitposting. Without identity, there’s no sense of responsibility, and no way to really engage with anyone.

[heydaralon]

Many of you have asked yourselves, why has this forum gone downhill? Why have all the good people left? Here is the answer:

They haven't.


A good person left though. And his name was Hayden Darryl On. Like Atlas I held this forum up. And I came to numerous sophisticated conclusions that were not only irrefutable, but also moral necessities. I helped build an empire, then I surrendered it to my acolyte The Conservative. He is my successor.

If you have a problem with that, I understand, but just know that you are defying my Will and Testament. From here on out, TC runs things. Got it? He is my heir and I have bequethed all my material possessions and more important, my spiritual legacy to him.

At one point, I was going to let Smitty run the show. But due to his immaturity, and rampant drug use (which is something I personally WILL NOT stand for) I decided to rethink my vision. How can someone run and internet empire, when he is constantly under the influence of narcotics? How can he be the one who leads when he constantly gives in to the base vices of intoxication? My sobriety allows me to examine complex matters with a clear head, which is necessary.

I also considered Martin. However, Martin though wise, does not have any experience in Engineering or Law. He is a genius, but uneducated. Martin also has never published a book.

I considered GrumpCatFace. Yet his ignorance in agriculture is glaring. The Daralon succesor must be a yeoman farmer as well as have Military experience.

The conservative can cook, and this is the ultimate test. Because a cook combines the art of taste, with the art of fighting, with the art of artistry. I can cook eggs and chicken. That is wholistic and useful and it is a universalist perspective that is needed for forumomics.

I am also humble.


This is final. Do not think you can just post whatever you want on here either.

Not that anyone could change my mind or persuade me, but if you wished to do so, you could try sending me bitcoin. Right now, the Conservative wins by default because he offered me $1000 in crypto. Not that I make such decisions based on lowly economic considerations, but someone who offered me more for my support (lets say $1500) would convince me that:

A) you are fit to rule in my stead
B) You might be willing to offer me even more than $1500 like even $3000 which I would probably be open to.

Anyway, please remember that this is final and the great Daralon seal can only be softened with a monetary solvent.

All Hail the Conservative!

[Martin Hash]

Like I said, “The friends of Marty Hash will post here.”

[heydaralon]

Like I said, “The friends of Marty Hash will post here.”

Martin I loved your book. It was a page turner with a crazy twist to boot.

However, I need that paper. The Conservative pony'd up. He wanted that power, that oh so intoxicating power of being the new daralon.


Will he ever replace you? Absolutely not. Would you likely beat him in a fistfight? That is where I'd put all the smart money.

Does he make humorous insights on things as diverse as iguanas to monetary policy? Bet he doesn't.

He came through and helped fill my imperial treasury with cyber dollars which will help Daryll retire and pursue porn reviews and erotic sketches using abode air-brushes on the most talented Brazzers models.

Since my artistic ventures will force me to draw attention away from the forum, TC is the man who will become its spiritual leader. I expect you to listen to everything he says, and obey him.

I may come back to check on him and see how he is running the Darolyngian Empire and make sure he is not beknighting to many uncouth woodland tribesman, only securing the purest frankish internet stock.


Anyway, I bid you adieu my polymath friend and hope that you can get along with your new boss.

Tant pis!

[Martin Hash]

Martin I loved your book. It was a page turner with a crazy twist to boot.

I know, tell your friends to buy it too.

p.s. Your YouTube channel is pretty snazzy.

[SuburbanFarmer]

Everybody comes home for the holidays.

[apeman]

Ah, this just gets weirder

what is weird is that you think you are friends with random avatars on an internet forum

how you can be friends ?

I finally get it!

You think that when I said male friendship is the most powerful force in the universe, that I was talking about YOU and other internet anons

Not everything is about you, but it can seem that way when you are so lonely

I obviously do not consider whatever my association is with random people on this board -- a board which I had not visited in over a year -- "the msot powerful force in the universe"

I was talking about my real brothers, in real life

[Xenophon]

Ah, this just gets weirder

what is weird is that you think you are friends with random avatars on an internet forum

how you can be friends ?

I finally get it!

You think that when I said male friendship is the most powerful force in the universe, that I was talking about YOU and other internet anons

Not everything is about you, but it can seem that way when you are so lonely

I obviously do not consider whatever my association is with random people on this board -- a board which I had not visited in over a year -- "the msot powerful force in the universe"

I was talking about my real brothers, in real life

wtf man i thought we were bros.